27 August 2008

Rameedial Speling, Pleez!

In order to even enroll as a student at Queens College, you need a high school diploma or a GED. Apparently, that requirement isn't necessary to advertise rooms for rent to Queens College students. In fact, it seems that anyone with a word processor and a printer can hammer out a message, print it out, and post it wherever they please. It doesn't matter if the message looks like it was written by a kid who failed second-grade spelling, like these two.

One Bedroom for Rent. A nice building with security guard, elevator, laundry, and parking space in Kew Gardens. Tow blocks away from Quess College. No pets! For more information please contact me: (917)…
How many blocks away from where? First off, tow is not a number. It's what happens to your car if you're parked on the street where you're not supposed to. Then there's Quess College. Where the heck is that? It's certainly nowhere near where this sign was posted. You couldn't get the spelling of the institution, despite the myriad signs bearing its name, as well as its proper spelling. Grade: C+.

APPARTMENTS FOR RENT FULLY RENEVATED WITH BALCONY 2 BLOCKS AWAY FROM QWEENS COLGE NEER SHOPPING AND PUBLIC REANPORTATION FOR MORE INFO CALL 718-…
Let's see… One, two, three… SIX words misspelled here, including two of the most important ones: the name of the institution. QWEENS COLGE? Nope, don't know of any "qweens colge" around here. Maybe you should try again when you get a good English dictionary. Grade: F.

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