02 November 2009

Make Your Car Shin!

If your car is dirty and you don't know what to do, Well come make it look shinny and new!
Sure, and after that, we can go watch The Shinning.

24 October 2009

13 July 2009


Ad on a bus:

There's something about putting your service area on a sign marked "DANGER" that screams, "Don't do business with us!"

This does not look right…

The back of an Orion 7 bus (3694) on the Q60.

29 April 2009

That Familiar Web Browser

Internet Explorer 8 is the latest version of the familiar Web browser that you are most comfortable using.

So in other words, Internet Explorer 8 is the latest version of Firefox?

25 April 2009

No Job Is Too Small… Almost.

No job is too small, except correctly spelling “painters.”

17 March 2009

Transfer to the…

I thought they closed this in 1973.

-- Post From My iPhone

14 March 2009

C105e it!

C105e teh d00r y0u 1aundry n00b!

-- Post From My iPhone

05 March 2009

Dial "O" for Out of Your Mind

First off, this isn't a phone, so there wouldn't be a receiver. Second, unless this phone had a QWERTY keyboard, there wouldn't be an O key! Besides, DTMF tones don't support dialing O. They can dial 0, but not O.

This 0/O confusion is why I always write my zeroes like this: 0̸

-- Post From My iPhone